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Tidbits
- Dinner Is ready
when the smoke alarm goes off.
- I'm out of estrogen
and I have a gun.
- Guys have feelings
too. But like...who cares?
- Next mood swing:
6 minutes.
- I hate everybody...and
you're next.
- And your point
is...?
- Warning: I have
an attitude and I know how to use it.
- Of course I don't
look busy...I did it right the first time.
- Do NOT start with
me. You will NOT win.
- All stressed out
and no one to choke.
- Women will never
be equal to men until they can walk down the street
with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think
they are beautiful.
- Q: Why do woman
have small feet?
A: So they can get closer to the stove.
- So many men, so
few who can afford me.
- God made us sisters;
Prozac made us friends.
- If they don't
have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
- My Mother Is a
travel agent for guilt trips.
- Princess, having
had sufficient experience with princes, seeks
frog.
- Coffee, chocolate,
men . . . Some things are just better rich.
- Don't treat me
any differently than you would the Queen.
- If you want breakfast
in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
- I'm one of those
bad things that happen to good people.
- How can I miss
you if you won't go away?
- Sorry if I looked
interested. I'm not.
- If we are what
we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
- You know it's
time to shave your legs when the cat uses them
for scratching behind its ears.
- So many men, so
few who can afford me...
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