|
Then
|
Now
|
|
Long
Hair
|
Longing
for hair
|
|
The
perfect high
|
The
perfect high yield mutual fund
|
|
Keg
|
EKG
|
|
Acid
Rock
|
Acid
Reflux
|
|
Moving
to California because it's cool
|
Moving
to California because it's warm
|
|
Growing
pot
|
Growing
pot belly
|
|
Douglas
Street bridge
|
Dental
bridge
|
|
Watching
John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
|
Watching
John Glenn's historic flight with your children
|
|
Trying
to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
|
Trying
NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth
Taylor
|
|
Seeds
and stems
|
Roughage
|
|
Popping
pills, smoking joints
|
Popping
joints
|
|
Our
president's struggle with Fidel
|
Our
president's struggle with fidelity
|
|
Paar
|
AARP
|
|
Being
caught with Hustler magazine
|
Being
caught with Hustler magazine
|
|
Killer
weed
|
Weed
killer
|
|
Hoping
for a BMW
|
Hoping
for a BM
|
|
The
Grateful Dead
|
Dr.
Kevorkian
|
|
Getting
out to a new, hip joint
|
Getting
a new hip joint
|
|
Rolling
Stones
|
Kidney
stones
|
|
Being
called into the principal's office
|
Calling
the principal's office
|
|
Screw
the system!
|
Upgrade
the system
|
|
Peace
sign
|
Mercedes
logo
|
|
Parents
begging you to get your hair cut
|
Children
begging you to get their heads shaved
|
|
Take
acid
|
Take
antacid
|
| Passing the
driver's test |
Passing
the vision test |
| "Whatever" |
"Depends"
|
