Imaginative
ways to cope with STRESS
- Jam miniature
marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out.
See how many you can do at once
- When someone says
"Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans
- Make a list of
things to do that you've already done
- Dance naked in
front of your pets
- Fill out your
tax forms using Roman nimerals
- Tattoo "Out to
Lunch" on your forehead
- Pay your Hydro
bill in pennies
- Drive to work
in reverse
- Read a dictionary
upside-down and look for secret messages
- Start a nasty
rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes
back to you
- Write a short
story using alphabet soup
- Stare at people
through the lines of a fork and pretend they're
in jail
- Sit naked on a
shelled hard-boiled egg
- Put your children's
clothes backwards and send them off to school
as if nothing is wrong
Things
To Do When You Are Bored ...
- When the gang
is getting videos, insist on The Three Amigos.
- Adjust the tint
on your tv so that all the people are green, and
insist to others that you "like it that way".
- Drum on every
available surface.
- Pull your gum
out of your mouth in long strands, winding it
around your finger.
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