If
Microsoft Built Cars...
- Macintosh would
make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
five times as fast, twice as easy to drive, but
would only run on five percent of the roads.
- You could only
have one person in the car at a time, unless you
bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But, then you would
have to buy more seats.
- Macintosh car
owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades
to their cars, which would make their cars run
much slower.
- The oil, gas and
alternator warning lights would be replaced by
a single "general car default" warning light.
- Every time they
repainted the lines on the road you would have
to buy a new car.
- Occasionally
your car would die on the freeway for no reason,
and you would just accept this, restart and drive
on.
- Occasionally,
executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop
and fail and you would have to re-install the
engine. For some strange reason, you would accept
this too.
- The airbag system
would say "are you sure?" before going off.
- If you were involved
in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.
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